Being born in America, "Asian" soon became my identity. Thus, I have a natural attraction to anything Asian, including music.

And boy is my Asian music weird. Especially my Japanese Pop/Rock:

"The fish that got away was big / Even though the first meeting was so important / The fish that got away was delicious / There's no way that it'll come again." ~Morning Musume's "Chokkan 2 ~Nogashita Sakana wa Ookiizo!~"

"I'll be a good woman at 30, but I let my mind drift to beige underwear / Everything about my young heart is simple, I'm not confused about anything / A woman changes color beautifully, a woman shines beautifully / Surely sexy, and glamorous / Banana chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips chips... I want some." ~SALT5's "GET UP! Rapper"

"The manpower is rising (rising up) / The manpower is amazing (amazing) / The manpower is wonderful (wonderful) / We are the 'manpower'!" ~Morning Musume's "THE Manpower"

"Jin Jin Genghis Khan / Hey Brother, Ho Brother / Nice Brother, Go Brother / Jin Jin Genghis Khan / Hey Rider, Ho Rider / Nice Rider, Go Rider / If you're young, wahhahahaa / This is your chance, wahhahahaa / Hold your hands out with us." ~Berry Koubou's "Genghis Khan"

Actually, all these songs were written by one man: Tsunku, the producer for all the Hello!Project artists.

I think he's on crack.